"Hey! Woo Hooooo!!" Came a frantic but relieved voice from under the truck cap. "I'm under here! The truck cap is snapped tight and I can't get out!" What the heck are you doing under there to begin with?"laughed Shauna. Kim and Doris each took a side of the tarp cap and unsnapped Judy to freedom. "Thank the Lord you finally came. What took you guys so long? Leave me in the truck to die out here all by myself all for the sake of some night-time fun, will ya? By the way, I went out in the woods to go pee ALL BY MYSELF, with only the safety of my whistle , and a bear" "A BEAR!!" the other 3 chimed in, "Yes a bear tried to eat me!! I nearly fell down on my face trying to run and pull my thermal underwear at the same time!!" Judy gave an animated display of how she was attempting to run and pull at the same time. The others were in stiches by this time. Kim had to wipe her nose on Shauna's sleeve and Doris was gasping for air while leaning on the still locked truck. Shauna put her arm around Judy's shoulder in a mock- comforting gesture while trying to catch her breath. "I'm not kiddin'!!!" Judy insisted, "there's a bear out there blowing on MY safety whistle!!! Didn't you hear it?!!?" "We heard YOU blowing on it them there was a few minutes between blows" Shauna recalled. "Yeah, those last toots you heard weren't me" assured Judy, "it was the bear!! It has my multi-purpose bag too!!" "Well, you can kiss that goodbye" added Doris, now able to breath. "There's no one here dumb enough to take on a bear just to retrieve your maps and water wings." Shauna, tired and over the hilarious moment said, "Okay guys, I say it's finally time to go back to the cabin. It'll be morning soon and we haven't even gone to bed yet. Judy, you have the keys, unlock the door." "No, I don't have 'em. Kim has the keys. It's her truck!" "Uh, no Judy, I don't have them. YOU wanted to stay in the truck so I left them with you!" The look on Judy's face was priceless.... "Um, I, um, well, yeah, you're right. See, they are kinda in the bag for safe keeping. When I went to go pee, I had to lock up so no one would get in there. So I took the keys and put them in my bag. I squatted, and that's when the bear came waltzing up to me." "Well girls, are any of you wearing an under-wire bra?" Doris demanded. Nothing but puzzled looks came to their faces. "I saw on an older movie where they unlocked a car door with a bra. So, anybody?"