WHO are YOU?

Doris looked from Rick to Dick and back again. "Hey, there's two of 'em," she said, squinting her eyes and wrinkling her forehead. "That's what we were gonna tell ya but haven't had a chance," piped up Kim, "Jonas told us that Dick had been locked up and we thought he was impersonating Rick and figured he was up to no good so that's why we captured him!" From the floor came an out of breath, "Rick. I am Rick." "No he's not," said the Rick at the door, "I am Rick. That's Dick and I have been chasing him all over the place trying to catch him!" The girls looked at the men. Then they looked at each other and then at the men again. "Well," Shauna said, "I can only think of one thing to do." "Me, too," said Judy, 'GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And with that the girls pounced on the one at the door and before you could say Whistlestop Jiggle Pig, they had him hogtied and sitting back against the kitchen wall facing the Rick/Dick on the floor. "Now what?" asked Patsy, "We can't keep them here." "You betcha can't," said the first to be tied up man, "I'll press charges for kidnapping right after I press charges for assault." "Yeah, yeah, yeah," sneered Doris, "We're shakin' in our boots." "Well, I think somebody should go get Jonas. He should be able to tell these boys apart," said Patsy, " And the rest should stay here to watch these two." Judy leapt up and grabbed her keys, "I'LL GO," she said quickly, "But somebody better come with me." "Wait," said Kim, " how about Patsy and Shauna go while you and I and Doris stay here. I can think of a couple questions we might be able to ask that only Ranger Rick would have the answer." "You're right, " agreed Judy as she tossed her keys to Patsy, "Hurry up you two and we'll hold the fort here. If you'll watch these boogers Doris, Kim and I will compare notes outside and be right back with a few questions." "I'll watch 'em all right! I hope one of em moves cause I've gotta new choke hold I've been wanting to practice," followed by laughter. Patsy and Shauna had made it to the truck but were just sitting in it. "What's wrong?" hollered Kim. "Don't know," came the response, "It won't start!!" "Did you turn the key?" "YES," said Patsy, " We did turn the key. Duh." Kim and Judy headed out to the truck to see what they could figure out. Meanwhile, Doris came to the door and said, "What are you guys doing?" Kim explained that the truck wouldn't start so Doris said, "don;t mess with it now, just take mine." The girls decided that was a good idea so Doris' keys were passed on to Patsy. Shauna and Patsy got up in Doris' truck, put their seatbelts on and sat there. Doris' truck wouldn't start either. With a grim look, Shuana got out of the truck and marched towards the cabin. "Where ya goin'?" asked Kim. "To have a little chat with the boys inside. Doris, you come with. I might need your help." Judy was messing around the back of her truck and as the others turned to look they saw her pulling a minibike out of the bed. "What are YOU doing?" came from Kim. "Going for help," said Judy. Wanna go along?" "Sure," answered Kim. Judy fired it up. Kim climbed on the back and off they went. Patsy watched them drive off with her head tilted and a puzzled look in her eye then turned to watch Shauna and Doris going thru the cabin door. "Shoulda had them bring a six pack back, " she said to herself, "We could use it." Then she headed for the cabin to see what was happening in there. SHe was sure of one thing. It would be entertaining.